The Great VPS Escape – Why Bob Switched to Net2Secure VPS Hosting
Bob was in the business of selling cat bowties online, but one day, a viral video turned his website into a chaotic mess, kind of like how cousin Dave’s drone went down at last year’s BBQ.
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Thinking that rm -rf / stood for Really Move – Really Fast, Bob accidentally obliterated the server in mere seconds.
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